I am emilie the zombie and I'm actually not a zombie. I'm a human, just like you. I like most human activities like playing video games, reading, petting cats, and eating candy. Writing is my passion, along with fiction editing. I know, I know--that's not really a human activity. I mean, who likes editing? Spelling, grammar, sentence structure--blech! Nah, but seriously I love editing.

awesome games, mostly bayonetta

writing things

writing blog: resa heart (my pen name shhh)

Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

my-girl-binx:

bythehammerofthor94:

deadjohn:

bassoonerthebetter:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.

No love,

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.

You know what’s attractive?

Not this:

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.

IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY

PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!